Assignment 3

Powerthirst deserves to be Christmas Gift of the Year 2010!

"What if everything you've ever wanted... came in a ROCKET CAN?" This catchy phrase sets off the commercial of Powerthirst Rocket Edition, arguably one of the best energy drinks ever produced. This neat product is sure to set the energy back into drink, and is the obvious Christmas Gift of the Year for many reasons. Some critics might argue that Powerthirst may argue that Powerthirst is not suitable as the Christmas Gift of the Year 2010 because of it's so called dangerous ingredients. Critics could not possibly be any further away from the truth; with the past years Christmas Gift of the Year often being unnecessary trinkets and merely a reason to hype up the Christmas trade the time has finally come for a new era of Christmas Gifts. An era of energy, concentration, success and happiness.

Time is an important factor in today's society; everything is measured in efficiency such as time divided by cost, and what then is more important than keeping up the focus and concentration levels? This is why Powerthirst is such a good product because it will grant you the extra energy required for a specific task such as winning "everything forever"; with the energy gained from Powerthirst you will become an unstoppable force in every single field. From sports and activities such as arts, running, football, irony, studying, bear blasting (the sport you will invent because you will be too energetic for normal sports) and spawning babies, no one will be able to outperform you.

With ingredients and tastes such as Manana (a mix of a man and a banana), Rawberry (the manly, mutated version of strawberry), Electrical Storm, Chocolate, Methamphetamine and Gun, you are guaranteed to feel like a fighter jet made of biceps. With so much energy you will be perfectly able to deal with every single task presented, and still have energy left to spend elsewhere. You will most likely impress your boss to such an extent that he will concede his job in favour for you, but do not worry; the energy grated through Powerthirst will easily be enough to cower two full time jobs at the same time. The fact that Christmas 2010 is months away does not stop Powerthirst consumers; a year of energy goes by in no time thus Christmas is always impending.

Critics may question the declaration of contents of Powerthirst, thus implying that mutated plants, natural phenomenon and drugs are not healthy and might cause serious damage to your brain and body. This is fully possible of course, however Powerthirst has been tested on numerous laboratory animals and humans, and according to Dr. Dick Head the tests shows no signs of danger. However this has not been proven as stated earlier, and the declaration of contents clearly states that side effects might include glowing sweat (and perhaps addiction and nervous breakdowns) which you can use to fuel rave parties and other sweaty activities. At Powerthirst we like to believe that you can create something positive out of anything that is negative, and with that in mind we deserve a reputation as a respectable company and our newest product deserves to be the Christmas Gift of the Year 2010.